Father's Day 2026 · 21 June
The Father's Day gift he won't regift.
A hardcover book with a title written only for him — and 200 blank pages. The joke is on the cover. The pages are intentionally empty.
One thing that annoys you about him becomes his title:
You say:
"He always sings in the car"
We write:
"Improbable Vocal Performances: A Memoir of Steering-Wheel Solos"
You say:
"He can't use the TV remote"
We write:
"The Remote Control: An Unsolved Mystery"
You say:
"He says everything was better before"
We write:
"In the Past: Why Everything Was Categorically Better"
Order by Sunday 15 June 2026 for delivery before Father's Day.