A premium personal roast book that says nothing.
High-quality hardcover book with a personalised, witty cover. The interior is intentionally blank. That's the whole point.
- Unique, personalised witty titles
- Fitting book cover designs
- Completely blank interior (that's the joke)
- Premium hardcover book
€19,95per book · incl. VAT
Create Your BookHow it works
01
Complete the wizard
Recipient name, relationship, tone, and roast level.
02
Choose a Title
Witty, dry, perfectly understated options to choose from.
03
Choose your template
Premium designs that look like real publishing.
04
We print & ship
Delivered to your door. Ready to gift.
Looks expensive. Contains nothing.
Every book is printed on premium paper stock with a professional matte finish. The cover features embossed typography and our signature satirical design language. It belongs on a coffee table, not in a joke shop.
Premium Materials
170gsm interior, 300gsm cover stock
Professional Finish
Matte lamination, spot UV available
Founding Member Card
A tasteful welcome to the club